Santa: This report card should be underwater! Pappu: Because It's so wet? Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!
Santa: I'm either gonna have to get new pets or new girlfriends. Banta: Why? Santa: I'm running out of passwords!
Santa: I'm on a new diet. I only eat food that swims. Banta: That sounds great. Fish is very healthy for you. Santa: Yuck, forget fish! Do you realise how much trouble I'm having teaching a hen to dog-paddle!